Earthbound Emails
You have a simple, sacred job. Answering Earthbound emails.
Select emails with your mouse. Type replies with alphabet keys. Use enter when necessary.
By Brother Joshua M. Tyrson (Earthbound)
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Content Warnings
- Cults
- Evangelism
- Suicide mentions
- Death threats
Comments
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I didn't read what this game's about before playing, which made it very cool to find it autotypes (very satisfying feel) and then realise what it's about! Loved it.
such a cool narrative device, i had to deliberate for a bit on which email to save for last. so cool
same, the order i ended up going in ended up real satisfying. good shit
Polite Email Simulator 2025 is a great time. People need to educate themselves on less Earth-centric terms.
Ohhhhh this was such a good piece. <3 <3 I often forget about Earthbound and this was quite a unique way to consider its nature and history and Implications. Thank you Brother Joshua!
cooooooool. love the storytelling here. I feel like brother Joshua is in some kind of odd content-yet-wondering state of life atm whilst responding to these ðŸ’
i loev my very important email job
Really cool premise.
Answered emails, embraced melancholy, imagined that after I clicked x and there wasn't much else happening I would go and look at the stars. Good piece.